houdini would be proud | prefers

Escape 067

prefers_chess Jul 01, 2011 15:04

Ladies and gentlemen of the City, something very strange is going on today ( Read more... )

obviously up to something, the legend of rudy miller, i love the eighties, the noble nuts are reunited, curse: camp anawanna, twits beware, world domination is imminent, the warden will not be pleased, a pretty good sense of direction, special delivery: 1000 volleyballs, clones clones clones, perpetually deadpan, making clones weep since 1981, off to meet a beaver, evil genius, super sekrit mad skillz, a boy and his dog, just scored himself a point, patriots like sir john a. macdonald, won the track meet and kept on running, sneaky yet adorable, how to make rudy miller smile, i want to go home, faithful canine companion, former head counsellor webster, every clone's worst nightmare, nothing fazes rudy miller, at least it's not alcatraz, this is not cabin 13, houdini would be proud, letter writing, never once before today, shape up or you don't eat

Escape 066

prefers_chess Jun 30, 2011 16:23

[Letter | Public Because Rudy Has No Privacy]

Dear Mom and Dad ( Read more... )

obviously up to something, flagrant invasion of privacy, would have preferred garbage detail, sneaky yet adorable, the noble nuts are reunited, how to make rudy miller smile, curse: camp anawanna, twits beware, i want to go home, the warden will not be pleased, a pretty good sense of direction, clones clones clones, perpetually deadpan, jailbreak is imminent, every clone's worst nightmare, affected, former head counsellor webster, nothing fazes rudy miller, making clones weep since 1981, at least it's not alcatraz, evil genius, laugh track: acquired, this is not cabin 13, letter writing, houdini would be proud, never once before today, shape up or you don't eat

Escape 045

prefers_chess Nov 30, 2010 15:18

( Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network )

obviously up to something, where is my webster?, curse: fourth wall destruction, guidance would be ecstatic, flagrant invasion of privacy, would have preferred garbage detail, i love the eighties, sneaky yet adorable, twits beware, i want to go home, faithful canine companion, perpetually deadpan, jailbreak is imminent, affected, former head counsellor webster, nothing fazes rudy miller, actually sad for once, at least it's not alcatraz, this is not cabin 13, houdini would be proud, a boy and his dog, shape up or you don't eat

[Posted via Text Message]

[12:51 PM] The matter previously under investigation has been resolved privately. No further inquiries are necessary, as the case may now be considered closed.

[1:10 PM] Also, i'm not dead.

[1:11 PM] For the record.

[1:16 PM] However, i will be commandeering the shower upon my return. Be advised.

( Texted to Mindy's Phone | Private )

post curse, obviously up to something, guidance would be ecstatic, sneaky yet adorable, psycho chick magnet, let's get dangerous, well huh, attracts girls like arthur fonzarelli, perpetually deadpan, nothing fazes rudy miller, lawyers like jack mccoy, doesn't do romantic entanglement, forced to socialize, he knows everything, houdini would be proud, super sekrit mad skillz, curse: the night of sevens, future technology is nifty, shape up or you don't eat

Escape 028

prefers_chess Aug 16, 2010 18:01

[Accidental Voice Post]

--found these this morning, in the front room.

[There is the faint, yet sudden sound of a heavy metal instrumental solo near the microphone, followed by a sharp click! and silence as the Walkman shuts off. A moment later, there is a rustle of paper.]

It seems you've acquired a half-dozen secret admirers. Congratulations. ( Read more... )

guidance would be ecstatic, roommate, not sure if want, the noble nuts are reunited, psycho chick magnet, let's get dangerous, twits beware, i want to go home, surrogate home sweet home, well huh, attracts girls like arthur fonzarelli, perpetually deadpan, affected, former head counsellor webster, nothing fazes rudy miller, doesn't do romantic entanglement, forced to socialize, at least it's not alcatraz, curse: the night of sevens, houdini would be proud

Escape 026

prefers_chess Aug 04, 2010 18:06

( Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network )

plot aftermath, plot: mind-control slugs, obviously up to something, observing the natives, sneaky yet adorable, astronauts like neil armstrong, vuvuzela extravaganza, let's get dangerous, i want to go home, a pretty good sense of direction, surrogate home sweet home, perpetually deadpan, jailbreak is imminent, nothing fazes rudy miller, at least it's not alcatraz, he knows everything, evil genius, houdini would be proud, future technology is nifty

Escape 023

prefers_chess Jul 21, 2010 23:00

[Accidental Video Post]

[When the video opens, the image is shaking and wavering, and it is instantly clear that the device has jostled on by accident. The roar of an engine is unmistakable, as are the sounds of tires squealing and the distinct thud-thud-thud of massive footsteps pounding against the ground. Then, the device shifts, revealing two ( Read more... )

reptile hunts like steve irwin, a pretty good sense of direction, observing the natives, perpetually deadpan, affected, curse: don't go into the tall grass, nothing fazes rudy miller, not sure if want, evil genius, houdini would be proud, future technology is nifty, let's get dangerous

Escape 020

prefers_chess Jul 11, 2010 16:38

( Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network )

a pretty good sense of direction, obviously up to something, curse: fourth wall destruction, jailbreak is imminent, perpetually deadpan, former head counsellor webster, affected, nothing fazes rudy miller, at least it's not alcatraz, houdini would be proud, twits beware, i want to go home, the warden will not be pleased

Escape 004

prefers_chess May 14, 2010 18:24

( Handwritten | Off-Network )

a pretty good sense of direction, well huh, obviously up to something, jailbreak is imminent, affected, plot: the shepherdess, nothing fazes rudy miller, at least it's not alcatraz, sheepocalypse, houdini would be proud, letter writing, i want to go home, shape up or you don't eat